HOT TAKE- English has England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales, USA, Canada, and Caribbean dependencies. Pulisic, Bale, England’s team, Zack Steffen. That’s no slouch. (And heck, I may be forgetting some wonderkids from Ireland.)

The fact that it’s just candy bars is atrocious, but sending food to disaster zones is similar to people traveling to remote areas- shelf stability, ease of preparation (especially if there isn’t any supplies for cooking on the island). It baffles me that surplus MREs couldn’t be distributed.

PLEASE be Wenger. That would be absolutely hilarious. How do you say “Wenger Out” in Spanish?

Thank you for the name shoutout, and the gold trim would look fantastic.

It just needs the roof to be white for the hat and it’d be spot on. They’ll do that for the convertible and call it the Belleau Wood version.

I’m trying to eat healthier in the lead-up to my friend’s wedding, but damned if I’m not getting hunger pangs from the top photo. That looks so goddamn good.

Starred for the story and for the name.

Even the trash wants to get the fuck outta there.

This is how foolish people in Baltimore were: they would counterfeit $1 bills using the special thick paper you’d write a resume on. It was hilarious to look at it and go, “Nice try.”

I worked as a cashier at a sub shop in Baltimore when I was younger. Fast food folks: do you guys have a pen for verifying paper money at the register? I was told I had to use it for all bills above $20 and whenever the money looked odd.

For once, we may have an NFL team try to piggyback off of an NHL team for popularity.

I, for one, am rooting for North Korea to fund it as a cultural immersion and PR campaign.

I’ve got a few concerns with that:

Rule for before you go:NEVER GO IN BLIND. Try to figure out where you will be walking before you go to the airport. Since most of the airports have maps of the terminals, see where you’ll be checking in, where you’ll most likely go through security, and if you need to take any transit to other terminals.

Just... why? They could have done “Talking to Russian People” or “How to discuss government financial distress with fellow anti-U.S. fans” or even “How to drink with Russians,” but instead they go with this.

Mom did the cooking, because Dad mixed up the eggnog and milk for the kids’ mac and cheese when I was a wee lad. That did not go over very well in the Poutine household.

AMEN. Also, if you can’t avoid them, laugh at them. Nothing emasculates a troll more than people laughing at his punk ass.

Counterpoint: put all marquee games in the Midwest- that way, they’re at 8pm Eastern and 5pm Pacific. In terms of tanking, let it be. Bad teams still find a way to screw a tank up (See: Oilers, Edmonton and Jets, New York).

LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

Rule 2 for remote driving- if you can, bring a jerry can. Those things can save your bacon. Rule 1 is bring snacks.