Can we take your Florida Man description in the second paragraph and just paste it into every article Jalopnik and Jezebel use? That is pure gold right there.

“Burns Strider (what a name!), the co-founder of the American Values Network and Clinton’s “faith advisor,” continued to work on her campaign at her request, over the objections of senior staff.”

Good. May the Trustees quickly follow. Bastards.

“Poor George, he can’t help it — he was born with a silver foot in his mouth.”

You’re thinking of Katie Baker. She was also good, and IIRC, also covered hockey!

For context- Katie Brown is probably one of the best, if not the best, hockey reporters. Period. Her work before this is superb.

The goats are actually going GOAT. Well freaking done.

I’d probably put peanut butter and cheese as a close second.

Blowouts have a sense of finality, that you lost to a better team that day. Close losses (and especially heartbreakers) make you feel like you should have won. Heartbreakers are worse.

I thought that was 2017?

Moore. Williams’s thoughts made sense; Moore’s had absolutely zero justification.

Don’t they do empty arena games all the time in Arizona anyway?

For once, a cooling down of relations is maybe a good thing.

While the Summer Olympics are objectively the best Olympics because they have rhythmic gymnastics, the best Olympics event,

I’ve had a 2005 Scion xB since high school (so about 10 years). It was one of the Release Series versions, which was bright yellow. It’s been called a taxi cab, ice cream car, and shoebox. As a refresher:

I would pay to see what in-their-primes Shaq and Barkley would have done if someone would have tried it.

I always think of free speech as such:

Meh, I’m being a bit generous in thinking that his head is more than just a wig rack.

In 2015, Turner was found of violating that law when he, upset with his black neighbors, hung an effigy of a black man from a tree on his front lawn—in clear view of the street.

I would say that’s the core of the cognitive dissonance for these people, but I think I can put it even simpler: