So basically there’s nothing else going on in Hollywood, so they may as well finally keep themselves working on this turgid, pointless vanity project. Kill us all.

Comic Sans? Pah.

Just as long as they differentiate between the two by giving him a huge and obviously fake Santa Claus beard when he does Rex.

So he’s the one who found Agent May on Tattoine? Got to be, right?

not gonna lie, the sight of a tired, emotional lone warrior on the edge of giving up looking round and discovering he’s in a huge crowd again kind of made me tear up.

That makes a fair bit of sense. The only issue I see is you have to ask when the timeline diverged: the Master explicitly remembered pushing Four off Jodrell Bank.. I guess it could be from the Time War on? I’m not sure where RuthDoc fits, then, unless the ripples went backwards in time too.

fair point- it’s reminiscent of black and white tv as well.

I like the way they kind of nested the Doctor twist inside the surprise of Captain Jack coming back. Brilliant misdirection.

Gunnerkrigg Court also. It’s amazing.

Well, this is at least consistent behaviour with her idea that Wizards just shit themselves where they stand, with no common decency at all. She’s just done the Twitter equivalent. What a horrible thing she’s said.

Oh fuck yes. The number of different stories that could be blows my mind, and I think that’s the way to get back to a limitless sense of possibility, rather that the cul-de-sac that Star Wars kind of finds itself in now.

‘Luke: “You think what? I’m gonna walk out with a laser sword and face down the whole First Order?”

This is either going to be Threepio’s death or the Falcon getting destroyed, isn’t it?

It’s actually going to be Kenobi freaking out on space Peyote, six hours of Force visions with Qui Gonn as the voice in his head guiding him through a psychedelic journey.

I had an idea or two that dealt with how you get round that problem; basically if you want Kenobi to do anything other than sit about in the Jundland Wastes waiting for Artoo and Threepio to blunder into his life, you need to do something to bring pressure to bear on him. The only way to do that, as far as I could…

I misread that headline as ‘dinosaur clowns,’ the real film will forever be a disappointment by comparison to that glorious dream.

‘not natural athletes, but smart, and hard workers. They could never just cruise by on instinct so they outworked all the competition.’

If Markle and Prince Harry are successful in defanging the awful British tabloids, they’ll have justified the usefulness of the British Monarchy for another generation. The Daily Mail in particular is a cancer on Britain’s political culture. 

I may be alone in feeling this, but it kind of creeped me out in the trailer how it’s a lone caucasian dude being antagonised and pushed to the point of no return by a series of different black people. At some point that stops and it’s Robert De Niro who’s the one pissing him off, but early on it just feels kinda…

The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’s take on Cats is the only correct take.