Someone once told me: Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

Why is it the least a white man can do is listen? It’s always a passive action with them, then they get to go on forgetting about it all.

You don’t have to do this.

BOY’S GOT GUMPTION!

“Holgorsen sat at a desk, eyes glued to a monitor and replied with 13 words. “I don’t have time to talk, I only have time to coach.” and “O.K.” As if I didn’t deserve an eye to eye farewell or a proper handshake.”

He had all the time to criticize those things, yet not one peep about Jerry Sandusky and his alma mater(Penn State) handling of that situation?

“Though the athletes of today are certainly superior to those in my days; we miss the clean cut white young men and women from those days.”

Don’t you have parents or girlfriend who’ve told you those shoulder length dreadlocks look disgusting and are certainly not attractive…

No. Does the “Chief Executive Officer” of the company you work for individually review the work of every single employee in the company?

“It kinda sets a precedent that people have to start apologizing for things that don’t need it.”

People apologize when they feel bad about something they did.  That precedent wasn’t set by this article, for fuck’s sake.  

What’s the harm in apologizing for something?

Editor in Chief implies that there are other editors, and that the chief among them may not review every single article prior to publication.  

it may not have been for league minimum, but god damn, it feels good to be mostly right:

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Bipartisanship for Republicans just means Democrats shutting up and voting on whatever terrible bill they’re trying to push through lest they be accused of being troop hating socialists. 

So it's simulated instead of being the real thing? That's a let-down.

Andrew Luck 2012: *Takes a sack* Great job, man. Insane hustle. You really got me.

Andrew Luck 2019: You even just look at the ceiling and wish you could stop existing? Like, not die, but just POOF and cease being altogether. Maybe it’s nothing but motionless, soundless black. Complete emptiness. Nothingness. But it’s…

The only way to stop a bad player with a helmet is a good player with a helmet.

If we have helmet control, then only the criminals will have helmets.