Easy, like this:

You sound like an unpleasant prick. Your mom should have aborted.

After 4 years they finally learned took to heart the lesson of the series: Barry sucks.

That’s what the police complaints and the restraining order was for. Now if he disappears Barry is top of the list of suspects.

All of Barry’s idiotic plans in the past, everybody’s all speed ahead. So it’s about right that the one time Barry’s instincts are actually correct, nobody believes him.

I loved the little moment where Fake Wells knows exactly who DeVoe was, and offers up a smirk and a “good luck” that evidently he didn’t pick up on.

Do they realize they’re harassing a man in mourning for something he’ll never be able to give to them

Justice League was, to put it bluntly, pedestrian. Not nearly as stupid as BvS, and moderately entertaining at times, but... It’s the kind of movie where you can see the seams: plot points call attention to themselves, you’re left to fill in the gaps where things aren’t explained, some stuff clearly wasn’t thought…

It made that much and more oversees, but it also cost 300 million to make before you start including marketing costs.

I was gonna see it, but Disney paid me $10 bucks not to go.

Lex Luthor kneeled during the National Anthem.

BY THE DARKEST POWERS OF THE TROLL-VERSE, BY THE BLOOD OF MY FATHER, BY THE ROTTING CORPSE OF JACK KIRBY, I SUMMON MANIMAL, THE DC FANBOY, TO TELL US ALL WHY THIS ARTICLE IS WRONG

Fair enough.  But maybe it’s time for a re-read?  Book IV, Chapter 4:

And the fact that the Johnny Depp version was a much more “faithful” version of the source material, and all the lesser for it, is a further testament to that.

Aside from the fantastic songs and Wilder’s sensational performance, I really love the movie’s extra scene where Wonka bitterly berates Charlie.

I would add The Godfather to this list. Mario Puzo’s book is great and all but 1) the movie is a masterpiece and 2) at least the movie knew better to cut the whole subplot about Sonny’s huge dick.

Whenever people complain that the movies aren’t faithful enough to the Tolkien’s books, I argue that a perfectly faithful adaptation would have to be the longest musical ever made.

Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

That’s Hedley.

Chris is terrible. He was never involved in Rory’s life. Kept flitting in and out whenever he pleased. Ruined Lorelai’s life when she was most happy with a man who was stable, loved her and cared for her daughter a hell of a lot more than Chris did. I’m sorry, but Luke, even at his most dour was not even close to the…