I'm in that awkward spot where I'm kind of ambivalent towards the movie, so when people say it's great or terrible I get annoyed in equal measures.

You hate Her?!

Maybe I'm a giant asshole, but I don't know. I don't know if I would spend time with those guys in real life, but I didn't hate them or anything.

It's Roald Dahl, so the answer is yes.

Gay marriage.

How would you know what your room sounds like as you sleep?

Warning- the film contains the single greatest fart joke in cinematic history.

I have a lot of friends to talk to about offbeat movies, but my curse is that I have to plan a fucking trip to see the damn things. I'm still shocked my local theater played Hell or High Water.

Rogue One is one of those movies that I like less the more I think about it.

Erections are built on hope.

Manchester By the Sea is this year's entry in "Oscar Contenders My Brother Falls in Love With While I Think They're Very Good, Just Not Great."

I'm assuming that "Fossil Fuckers" refers to Miss Richards and company fornicating with elderly individuals and not some sort of ill-advised Jurassic Park parody.

The Peanuts Movie and The BFG are two movies that I can simply not be the slightest bit objective about. I recognize they both have a lot of flaws, but they captured the spirit of two of my favorite things so perfectly (and in the case of The BFG, arguably improved on it), that I simply have to give in and love them…

I'm planning on seeing that with my mother, my brother and his girlfriend very soon!

The other day my dad was ranting (in the other room, to my brother's friends) about how the Democrats should stop focusing on "Identity Politics" and I just turned up the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs I was listening to.

Maybe it's because I first discovered the song from Todd in the Shadows' review of it and therefore feel sorry for Mike Posner in general, but the fact that none of the contestants recognized "I Took a Pill in Ibiza" was both horribly sad and sadly appropriate.

Well it's Debate Club time again! And, uh… I got nothing.

This is true. I feel like if, for whatever reason, all the fifty states became independent countries, Washington would get by.

I was not six for episode one.

Brad Jones is one of the few internet personalities who my opinion of has not lessened as I've grown older.