Being a devout Christian named after the Biblical Noah, I was more… amused by the insanity of Noah. And I'd rather have a million films like that than one film like God's Not Dead.

I still believe that electoral votes should be proportional. This would benefit both parties and it would force candidates to campaign in all fifty states.

Hot damn what a comeback! Probably one of the most fun games of Jeopardy! we've had in a long time.

Hey buddy, I *like* Mouse Hunt.

I'm not used to apologizing for my state, but, well, here we are.

Debate Club yaaaaaaay.

I've seen almost half of these! Score!

I feel like they could have avoided this whole thing if they'd cast John Cho as Dr. Strange.

I feel like I've accomplished something today.

Sounds like someone's forgetting about a little movie called The Swan Princess.

He's the Invigilator in Exam!

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The only Jarmusch film I've seen was Only Lovers Left Alive, which didn't bore me, but I did find it grating, especially everything relating to John Hurt's character.

I'm really glad they're doing the musical this year. With the way the world is, I really need it.

It's got John C. McGinley in it, so I mean… I kind of have to watch it.

What bothers me about that is not so much the penis but the waste of a perfectly good pizza.

If he took them to their destination after said sex, would he be a fake taxi, or just a sex taxi?

You can't stop "You Can't Stop the Beat".

Well now I want to know but I don't feel like Googling porn plots on my parents' computer.

It's got to be somewhat embarrassing to be "best known" for your cameo appearance in Fantasia 2000