Like, there is no reason to be a goddamn wang about it.

You are the most annoying.

There is a good chance that midnightstreetridesagain is Azaelia’s burner.

That’s because Lena Dunham is a famous person.

I kept expecting some sort of twist. “And the fetus was abducted by aliens!” or “and then she woke up... It was all a dream!”

http://how-i-met-your-mother.wikia.com/wiki/The_Doble…

Was just about to post exactly this.

Holy shit. This is the most brilliant response to stupid cancer questions I’ve ever heard. I hope you're ok now.

As a person who was just pronounced cancer-free 2 days ago (yay!), FUCKING THIS.

Dude no.

There are 2 types of lymphomas, Hodgkin’s and non-Hodgkin’s. Of the two, Hodgkin’s is the easier to treat and cure.

As a future lymphoma survivor (I hope), what’s up cancer friend?

Pretty sure Revanchist was referring to their OWN story as the “true, but bad story.”

Not only are the rolls themselves light, but the tosses are, too. They are lobbing them sumbitches so softly that small children can catch them.

I’ve been to Lambert’s. The rolls are very soft and they lob those bad boys to try to make them easy to catch. They’re not having a “roll fight.” They're not fast-pitching them. They want their customers to have fun with it. I could see a scratched cornea if you were paying ABSOLUTELY NO ATTENTION bc pretty much…

I feel really badly for laughing at this. And I also feel weird about it because I have cancer.

Learn something. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disenfran…

“Teen Mom slut bags”

Your second paragraph. 🙌🏼👏🏼

My first thought as well. :(