To be fair, that is also what happened to Christ.

As Marie says in the post, this is what the Unfollow button was specifically designed for.

Darla sux

I want a morganite and rose gold engagement ring SO BAD.

I don't really think Jesus is the kind of dude who would be on the Catholic side here.

Some take the name very literally as parent responsible for the child's spiritual life and spiritual growth. So if that's the case, then it makes sense.

Tip: Do not tell people that they are not allowed to be traumatized by their experiences.

*snaps*

For real. I am single and childless, and I have no interest in pretending work is my favorite thing and my coworkers are my favorite people. I work 40 hours a week (with above average productivity) in order to pay for my very enjoyable life outside work.

She said she grabs his shoulder and gives him "a few shakes." A few shakes is enough to jostle. Depending on severity and frequency, there could be real damage.

If the "few shakes" jostle his head in any way, it could result in brain damage, vision issues, neck problems... I'm sure your pediatrician could give you the full list.

Not just counseling; medical attention.

All of what you described is fine. "Shaking the shit out of" a child is not and can cause serious physical harm.

Age 8. This is really fucked up.

Ok "shaking the shit out of" any kid under 8 can cause brain damage. "Shaken baby" is a misnomer; shaking is medically damaging to all young children. You need to quit that now. If it's between that and spanking, then please spank your child. Spanking doesn't generally result in brain damage or death.

Oh damn, it's not? That's his actual shape?

Where's the clit ring for that opinion?

This particular rhetorical device is a pet peeve of mine, and I am prone to being an Internet asshole about it. Keep doing you, colorful sunbeast.

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