Haha, I was going to add another example of a vehicle like you were describing, but when I pulled it up it was actually the same one - the MV-1.

This is going to be one of those vehicles like the MV-1. You know it was made, but forget it exists. And then one day you see one and you’re like, “oh yeah, that shit went into production, didn’t it.” and then 15 minutes later you forget about it. Repeat every 3 months.

And not one member of those state commissions is a horse.

How we used to do road trips?

You buried the lede.

yeah, no, you’re wrong. If you think the parent of that kid doesn’t know what a terror the child is being, then your head is crammed so far up your ass you can floss with your chest hair. 

“Sal from Metuchen” This is fantastic. +Exit131

I can’t wait for Monday after his second game. In that game he’ll throw more yardage and points to the defense than to Giants receivers and NY sports radio will have a field day.

“Sal from Metuchen, you’re on...”

“Someday...”

I’m am I love with this photo. I have a 1979 Hobie Cat with the exact same sails as the boat on the right. It’s the first time I’ve seen that color anywhere other than on my boat.

To quote Phil Gaimon, who likely wasn’t the first to say it...

Oh, your rage. It feeds me. Cook this in a spoon and inject it in my veins.

How come when she says, “No man can tell me what to do.” it’s all cool and badass but when I do it, I still get thrown out of Hometown Buffet for barefisting the gravy trough?! That’s the real sexism.

And the only reason that they added the “pucks that hit the spectator netting prior to being directed immediately into the goal,” is because of this bullshit that I’m still not over.

Staying in traffic with cars and not riding to the intersection is a terrible idea.

The team clarified that next to Theismann’s name is not actually the retired number 7, just a picture of his tibia.

is Tony suggesting that Washington... take back the item that they gave?

The bike is indeed far slower than the vehicles around it, but legally speaking, a bicyclist can also “own its own lane” when its seen as being safer to do so rather than stay to the right of the lane or be in the bike lane (i.e. construction or something blocking it, like a parked car).

You give human drivers way more credit than they deserve. I’ve observed drivers playing on their phones and passing stopped school buses.

It’s incredibly easy to keep 2 eyes on the road, a foot near the brake, and a hand on the wheel while eating a hash brown.