There are interesting, valid arguments about which conference is the second craziest about football.

The worst part is that I keep offering the NFL to be as bad as Nathan Peterman or Jon Gruden, for the bargain price of just paying my student loans + a living wage of, say, thirty or forty thousand dollars. And I know I could do that job. I swear, if you just give me a job as an NFL quarterback or an NFL head coach, I…

Strong agree. Now he can pretend he’s not “trying,” but back then he was trying and was terrible, and only then did he start to tank to cover up that fact.

If history teaches us nothing else, we should be more worried about the actions of running QBs away from the field.

Elite death?

No true Scotsman would do such a thing.

With Anderson’s farts, sometimes its Scottish and crap! 

The BBWAA is functionally incapable of feeling shame or embarrassment.

Tell that to this guy:

As a CT resident currently daring the snow to fuck with me, I can confirm this is accurate

It’s not a Gordie Howe if you only get the roughing call.

I was looking for toe picks when they fell to the ice.

The 2-minute roughing call is actually a troll of the players who tussled by the referee. It’s his discretion as to what gets called and the long-running joke is if the fight was particularly weak, it’ll be matching roughing minors not fighting majors.

Here’s some advice

kids watching Doug DeMuro don’t know what we once had

The first one is actually a 1970's Bronco, but that’s none of my business. *sips tea.

This deserves more stars. 

Weird Flex, but ok.

Growing up in NJ I ate this all the time. So glad it’s finally available regularly in super markets. Instead of the pac man cut mentioned below, I cut three slits into mine (like the peace symbol). No curled meats on my sammy!!!

It’s certainly a step up from the Work Sets You Free sign they have on entering the training complex.