G2 and Shiner/Lone Star is awful though. 

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?

Can’t fault a guy looking out for No. 1.

No need to be an erigante print about it.

Libertad, égalitad, fraternitad!

You are the first sports blogger to liken an entire team as garbage.

To use such fowl language

It might work. All he has to do is draft Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper with mid-first round picks.

That part is believable. Where the story breaks down is the part where he decided to go be an assistant with the league’s worst franchise instead.

Way to switch things up on us.

It turns out Mitch was wrong.  Escalators CAN break down

Let’s say you are in the hamburger business, and based off a specific town.

Louisiana.

Louisiana of course. NOLA is alright.

As someone who grew up in Texas and has family in Tennessee, and thus had to make the drive many times, the swamps of Louisiana are actually pretty cool to drive through. Mississippi and Alabama, on the other hand, are undoubtedly the most boring states in the country to traverse.

Which one of Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana is the state someone would want to drive through?

I’m just surprised that someone who willingly exchanged money for a Pete Mitchell jersey showed good judgment in that video.

Man, if only they’d started talking about voter fraud or the migrant caravan instead of their shitty football teams, they’d probably be the best of friends.

I’m not the kind of person to find myself in these situations, but shit like this realllllly makes me avoid going to away games. As much as I want to see a bunch of different stadiums I don’t think its worth the possibility of fighting some stupid asshole.

One of my assistant managers at Blockbuster introduced me to the Pumpkins. She even made me watch Singles after closing just so we could listen to Drown play during the closing credits. There was a lot of 90s in those statements.