The Lions: Reminding Bears fans that it could always be worse since before your dad was born

Glad to see someone trotting out the “few bad apples” argument while ignoring the “spoils the bunch” part of it. Perhaps if they didn’t close ranks to defend criminal behavior amongst themselves, your point might carry more weight. Not shooting their fellow citizens is the baseline for good behavior, not an…

That does not happen daily.

It’s not that most cops are bad people. It’s that when they kill somebody, nothing fucking happens. 

No one really cares what cops want to do, they care about what cops actually do.

OK, so that has literally happened three times in 70 years. The last time was December 23, 2007 when the Packers had nothing to play for and the Bears picked Favre off twice on the way to a 35 - 7 win in sub-zero windchills.

TIL drinking an entire bottle of cognac and yelling “Fuck this” repeatedly is apparently not as cathartic as my mother made it seem.

that piece has one good line after another, so pretty much the opposite of the Seahawks’ offense

You’d think a hardscrabble, no-nonsense, blue collar town wouldn’t just throw away perfectly good batteries. 

Philosophical Question:

If David Booth, Trevor Bauer, and Jordan Peterson are locked in a room w/ a typewriter and can only come out when they’ve typed one complete and coherent sentence, who gets eaten first?

holy sheepshit, no wonder he thinks Flyers are a threat

David Booth believes that he is against the Nike slogan and is willing to sacrifice everything to prove it. 

Boy he’s gonna be really surprised when he hears about 9/11. 

In the interest of fairness, Booth sustained a likely life-altering brain injury here:

Damn, he really has an axe to grind with Cory Lidle.

It’s also why most snorkels you see on vehicles that actually need snorkels (such as this military G-Wagen) have the inlets facing backwards. It’s not about the 0.04psi of ram air they might generate at 70 mph.

Conservatives have long espoused free minds, free markets, and free people. So have Liberals. The thing is, the concepts of conservatism and liberalism have been hijacked by the Democrats and the Republicans who are neither.

I’m partial to Detroit FC’s whole aesthetic (even if they technically play in Hamtramck), which features this badass crest and a truly great live atmosphere.

Thank you for proving every stereotype to be true, you joyless piece of trash.