What percentage of Pittsburgh sports radio call ins begin with “I am not a racist.”

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His neck is certainly one gargantuan monkey fist....

Let’s not forget that Chevy’s Howie Long ads orginally branded the Ford version by trying to poke fun at it. Ford Marketing basically said, “Thanks we couldn’t think of a great name for it, but ‘Man Step’ certainly sticks,” and went on their way.

My GFs dad says this shit even though his also-boomer brother has never had a real job and lives with him and relies on him financially.  His wife and her kids also have jobs at his business.  Enablers are the real cancer man.

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

I assume they were interested in finding out who said it originally, so they could get an explanation of what the hell the dumb, racist joke was supposed to even mean.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you...

In fairness, she’ll also have to apologize to “Gymnastics Nation.”

A Ford-Lincoln-Mercury Sable is a most acceptable mode of vehicular transportation.

One with a sunroof.

This was my exact experience back in my early 20s when I sold cars. There was only one other younger salesman who was just trying to pay the rent like me. I ended up quitting and going back to school. My senior year, I was laid off due to my company closing and I figured I could go back to selling cars. Within a…

I don’t think regret is even the right word.  I think he is mad at Courtney for what has transpired.  

Well, I have a message for everyone involved in this. I’m sorry we’re in this situation. And, um ... I’m just sorry we’re in this situation.

On the one hand, this punishment seems a bit light. On the other hand, at least he didn’t let a couple of players get free tattoos. 

Except 2 run downs for the Mets would probably result in three outs, and the Mets giving up a run.

You were wise to avoid the problematic alternate headline

“...our school and it’s football program...”

You’re the guy who makes me embarrassed to have two degrees from the big school on the Brazos. This ol’ Ag hopes you will find more important things to do with your life than make knee-jerk apologies for the worst people on the campus.

Wow, you’re annoying. I don’t have to prove anything to you. And I don’t have to be caught up in all the traditions to be a real Aggie. Enjoy your $100 car decal.