Right? Holy work ethic, man!

Because it’s difficult to get the visas to move countries!

Pack yourself up and leave, you asshat. I’m not any less an American than you are, just because I would like our country to be a decent place to live.

Yeah, I can’t hate on people who are so obviously just stupid happy. Also I like their choice of wedding song.

Does this qualify as the Carlton?

Yes, I’m pretty sure this is going to be fake. I really hope it’s not, because this kind of abuse is all too real. But how did this security video end up on the internet? Why is is so clear and so perfectly aimed at this event? It’s just too damn perfect.

Clearly this was the special combo of the day.

I can’t help rooting for Kimye to last forever. They’re a match made in reality tv/celebrity gossip heaven!

Violence is seldom the answer.

True. I was born in 82, so I’m on the old end of the millennial generation, and some of my friends are on the young end of gen x. Almost everyone in my social group who blabs about such things has had many more than 8 partners. Like, several multiples of 8 in most cases.

I haven’t had sex in like, 5 years (not for lack of offers) and I am totally okay with that. I mean god, I could be reading books! Playing with cats! Taking naps! Not interacting with humans!

Something bad happened to a woman? SHE MUST’VE HANDLED IT WRONG. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IF YOU AREN’T PERFECT YOU DESERVED TO BE A VICTIM. SHE MUST’VE BEEN ASKING FOR IT. VICTIMS ARE WHO WE SHOULD REALLY BLAME.

When I was younger, I naively hoped maybe one day I’d write a book noteworthy enough to make it into The New York Times. The first time my words were printed in The Times, they were anonymous, and they were about someone who had sexually assaulted me.

I really fucking hope tons and tons of people read this and realize that assault is a serious thing, and for some reason we keep treating it as ‘women are just lying bitches’ and THAT’S NOT FUCKING OKAY.

I believe you, and you are my hero for having the courage to updog Cathy Young. I said so then, I’ll say it again now. http://jezebel.com/dear-josie-you…

Thank you for having the strength to share your story.

Because a powerful woman in control of her own destiny is more terrifying to the establishment than a gay man in control of his own destiny.

Yes, it did

I think Eleanor Roosevelt would be a contender.

I don't think I've ever wanted to be someone more than I want to be Michelle Obama. She never ceases to amaze.