postmodernsnowman
Modern Snowman
postmodernsnowman

You’re GODDAMN RIGHT

It’s nice to know that the pleasant experience of shopping at a Westfield Mall is an intercontinental one.

“Herrera’s in a league of his own. Oh, sorry, I meant Herrera should still be in a league of his own.”

 

Quick, Kinja, everyone convince Drew he wrote the exact opposite a year ago.

“Everyone, get the same number of goals.”

though he struggled with the pronunciation of Kuznetsov’s name.

“i was annoying and he got annoyed. what a nightmare!”

Hot take: The roommate’s reaction to the pun guy was 100% warranted. 

“Today the US Attorney brings charges against Michael Avana.... Avanti... Avennnot gonna practice law anymore, anyway.”

someone’s gotta do it, might as well be him.

Robb had it coming dirty oathbreaker

And they never explained what The Sampo was in The Day the Earth Froze!!

It’s not a reaction, but one of my favorite Youtube comments ever was under one of those vids. It just said:

Its almost as if the quake itself was a character...

yeah, he gave them an angle to play, and they played it out. That’s what they do.

If your movie’s called The Quake, don’t take more than an hour to get to the quake

Just imagine how embarrassing it must be to be a 16 seed that actually loses to Virginia...smh

Well, Virginia was forced to score more than 50 points, which is as bad as a loss in Tony Bennett’s Cold, Cold Heart.

...And there goes my bracket. Curse these plucky bastards!