You know, there’s a special irony that Trump was the first president to speak at the right-to-life rally, considering that he’s likely to be the president who has paid for the most abortions.

Making flippant copy

4. Steely Dan

It’s number 3 man

I mean, the Matrix sequels were Game of Thrones season 8 long before Game of Thrones season 8. I’m supposed to be excited about this?

Racists: Let’s make a common hand gesture a secret racist symbol

Extra-inning games are definitely too long. I propose a 10-inning limit. If it’s tied after 10, the game’s a tie, everyone go home. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Weird? Are you kidding? Liking “Bloodsport” is the only normal thing about this guy.

not for much longer

no, England lost the 3rd place game yesterday

With today’s advancements in DNA testing, we can finally know whose vomit the horse choked on

I’m mad that it’s a solid list and I really can’t argue about any of it

You know, Drew turned into Bill Simmons so gradually, I didn’t even notice.

harsh but fair

AB: Wow, the Night King was overhyped, guess Cersei was right after all.

strong comment/thumbnail synergy

This doesn’t have nearly enough likes. People pretending like they’re allergic to it or something.

too soon

I bet they didn’t

In even better news, Medical Police is a direct spinoff of Childrens Hospital, and much of the old cast is confirmed for the new show.