This is pizza Qanon. Shaq is just taking this job in order to flush out and finally capture the Noid.

If you have to ask, trust me: you can’t afford it.

WHAAA?! This is like finding out “Angels with Filthy Souls” wasn’t a real movie. 

He used his IPO money to go back to school shopping at Target?

Funny story: when Dane Cook released his Madison Square concert film, I felt his bit about TiVO (God, dating this further) ripped off one Patton Oswalt did. I felt so incensed I actually sent a MySpace message about this to Patton and (because this was early internet) got a response.

“Hey, lay off the guy. How’s he…

And if Archduke Ferdinand didn’t want that sandwich we never would have had WWI. But I don’t think it’s fair to attribute the war and everything that came with it (Economic despair, Hitler, WWII, the Atomic Bomb) to him.

I think what many people seem to miss when they think Ned didn’t play the game intelligently and the same mistake they make even more so with Jon is that Ned never wanted to play the game of thrones, he was just trying to do the right thing and that’s what got him killed and Jon certainly doesn't want to play, his…

Ned was the bland one. Even characters in the show gave him shit about it. Through Bean’s performance, Ned even knew it himself.

Hot take: Ned wasn’t really around long enough to get too emotionally invested in his death. We’d just had our introduction to 30ish other characters crammed into 9 episodes. Being an honourable man with -more or less- a good head on his shoulders (GEDDIT???? you get it) wasn’t really enough to get attached to him…

He didn't say it was a good theory.

Did everyone else also look away, or are they all in on the prank?

the important thing is they tried hard and had fun 

There’s actually a theory in some corners of the book fans that someone else was swapped in to be killed as Arya was looking away and Ned will pop up to solve everything in the last book. And I kind of hope Martin actually does it as the ultimate prank on the fans.

Whilst I totally tired of the game after a while (not a slight on it, just don’t like doing the same thing much too often) I feel like this a bit misses the point (or missed the point of what was fun for me).

People enjoy Donald Trump. People enjoy The Big Bang Theory. People enjoy the Super Bowl. People enjoy the Super Bowl halftime show. Just because (shitty!) people enjoy something doesn’t mean it should somehow be above parody.

You seriously didn’t know this? I’m not sure I believe you.

I loved the changes to Winterfell, like the fire and then the Bolton sigil. I literally cheered when the wolf sigil came back the credits.

I saw Camper Van Driving on a double bill with Suicidal Tendencies at the Forum.

I still maintain that if the president gets shot, he automatically moves to the front of the organ donor line. I can't believe that's not the case in real life.

"The big question now is who flipped Walker"—it is? I thought it was very clear that it was, effectively, Frank: Walker's agreed to plead the fifth; Frank wants to meet with him, but Claire and Usher keep telling him that's a terrible idea; Frank meets with Walker anyway and can't resist mocking and taunting him; and…