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25th anniversary of tidal so this one’s for all my sad girls

How could it be a meme? Final Fantasy IVX is great with it having a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today!

The original context is that you can sign up for the critically acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy 14 today, and enjoy a free trial up to level 60 with the first expansion Heavensward included!

I fucking wish. Then I could get paid every time I tell people about Final Fantasy IVX with it having a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today!

It is very cringe.

former head gymnastics coach Kathie Klages threatened a teenager with “serious consequences” when she tried to report Nassar.” Clearly an exception.

I suspect that there are a lot of people who want to hear that “the problem” with black youths is that they don’t pull their pants up and act like “adults”.

People who think that ‘cancel culture’ is actually a thing and is ruining this country. People who think people are just too sensitive these days.  Anti-PC warriors.  The list goes on and on.  

Didn’t he try and play the I’m-a-frail-old-man act (ala Weinstein) in court? And suddenly he’s magically healthy and full of life enough to attempt a full on tour? Fuck him and fuck anyone who gives him their money, indeed.

We’re basically living in 2 separate, concurrent realities these days. Cosby will find a home in the other one, no prob.

Pew just released a ‘validated voters’ poll showing 53% of white women voted for Trump last year, up from 47% in 2016, so there’s definitely no shortage of whack-ass white women to choose from. I suppose it’ll take them all of 5 seconds to walk outside and grab the first one they see.

My old bartender buddy Bret, rest his soul, had a tip on tipping - always leave at least a buck. The bartender gets you a glass of water, a buck. A cup of coffee, a buck. A Coke, $1. One dollar isn’t going to change anyone’s life, but it says, “Hey fellow human doing a job, I see you and acknowledge your labor to

What’s it matter whether the drink is alcoholic or not? Unless the service sucks, just cough up a good tip you cheap bastards!  You’re already throwing money away by not drinking at home.

At what restaurant do soft drinks cost $1? Hell, I got charged $6 for an iced tea the other day.

no one tips at mcdicks cause they don’t have a tipping option. you can bet I would if their system allowed it. don’t be such a cheap loser

When my kid was little, I would often take her with me after daycare pickup for a meal, and we’d share a plate. I always tipped as if we were ordering two adult size plates of food/drinks because we were still using up two seats in the restaurant and the waiter had to take care of two customers. I think the same goes

Right back atcha, my friend. :)

I’m about to turn 40 next month, and I giggled heartily while I wrote it. I am not a proud man.

I love/hate that I’m 35 and this made me laugh way too hard.

But as per the Joker’s instructions, he has never rubbed another man’s rhubarb.