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I had one ask me why I was wearing a guillotine button, I said “fuck around and find out” in front of my boss. Still got a three dollar raise and more hours than I can handle.

I sincerely hope it’s satire. I felt so alienated listening to this that I couldn’t even finish it. I didn’t pick up on any potential for irony though, I just thought it was me being a bitter, depressed millenial. If this is what the entire album is going to sound like, you can find me listening to “Melting of the…

Once they trot out the show, I bet it has a good run.  

Can we not just let this be a good story? Getting judgemental about the choice of charity receiving the customers’ goodwill seems petty.

Why not both?

Elizabeth has been around for a long time, but she got married in the last few years. She primarily writes about motorsports and she is excellent at it. I met her and her husband at Watkins Glen a couple years back. It’s a good sign when motorsports writers actually go to events. You’d be surprised how many do not…

Theres no logical reason to own anything but a Corolla, and yet here we are.

The amount of slobbering over Musk is truly astonishing. There would be no electric cars or rockets if Musk played World of Warcraft? Jesus Christ.

“Simone Biles simply cannot stop breaking the laws of physics.” FIFY.

I cannot believe I get to live in the same timeline as her and watch her greatness. She deserves everything. 

“Gas Cap Tether:$100"

And if you can’t afford $2500 for your gas cap struts, then we shouldn’t even be having this conversation.

Found David Tracy’s burner.

If an index finger won’t punch a hole in the frame it’s not ready for Tracy.

Can’t wait to see Liz Phair in November, fingers crossed, been a fan for most my life. I’m also seeing Garbage and Alanis Morisette too but I am most excited for Liz.

You know what’s funny?

I was on a flight where we were going to land in the middle of really bad thunderstorms because there was a break and we had one chance to land and they wanted us to prepare to prepare for a bad landing by putting everything away. They said everyone put your seat up to protect the person behind you, and the woman in…

Whatever, this is awesome! 

So last night was the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 20th Anniversary concert!! And I was there! One of the two bands playing was an Australian cover band that only does covers of the songs on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1-4.

Here’s Tony on stage performing with them: