Who can blame Jeter for asking someone else to be the one who sucks ass for once?

Is this where you argue she can't make her own decisions rationally because she was the victim of domestic abuse once?

The feminist movement assumes that you are in an oppressive relationship, unable to make rational decisions for yourself, Janay.

"Who the fuck are you.... Trying to pay girls to send you pictures and videos?"

*slow clap*

Concern Troll: [reads about Sams release]

I think Michael Sam has a pretty good story and it has nothing to do with his being gay. It is amazing that he's alive, not on drugs, not in jail, or not homeless.

...and now don't those jersey buyers feel dumb...

Maybe it was a big deal for MLS, just nobody noticed because nobody gives a fuck.

Yes.

Someone's being melodramatic here. It's you.

Wow, what an anecdote. Take the rest of the week off, you deserve it

Keep waiting. He's white.

I'm sorry - are you referring to the kid or the cop? Because that kid sure got that exact treatment from a cop with a gun.

I hate myself for posting this comment. Don't give me stars. Please.

Did it ever occur to her that farting and putting your dick on a girl's leg = get the fuck out of my house

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

If you understand they are jokey, then you understand what they contribute. Humor.

Making babies look creepy is not hard at all. Proof: any talking baby commercial.

Don't start a fight you can't finish.