That you went to such lengths to shoehorn that in is just wonderful. Never stop being you.

Absolutely but it mimics the not-so-subtle sexism in the comedy world so I am accustomed to it. I don't want to dismiss sexism — it exists and is pernicious — it's just that it didn't stop me from becoming a comedian and it didn't stop me from podcasting. There are awful people everywhere. The earth is literally shot…

I yell LANA! in my husband's face about once a week, so it's probably a really good thing I've never seen her in person. I would either die of excitement or get stuck in some kind of Lana-loop.

Zeus hates selfies. Mortals. Go now, and tell your people.

Like I said not judging, just not understanding. I would think? at 8 months pregnant your maternal hormonal instincts would be in high gear to protect your unborn child? Maybe not. What the fuck do I know. My uterus is like the Sahara.

proud to say i had to google that.

She's fucking someone else, bro.

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

You sir, have the syntax of a cheap fortune cookie.

serious question.. is free agency is a team sport?

I like to think that half the stadium leaving during Game 6 last year played a part in his desire to ditch Miami.

What if God was one of us?

Truthfully, this is awesome. I'm glad the biggest superstar in the world is acting in his own best interest (twice now) and not beholden to some stupid tropes about sacrifice and team and all that bullshit just to take less money from asshole owners when he's already underpaid. Under this CBA (and the last one) his…

at least Riley has some cap space to sign some players to haul Wade's corpse up and down the court. I wonder if they'll make the playoffs...

Again I say...

The Heat just lost half of their fans.

Trying to form an opinion on this, but having trouble since this didn't take place in Florida and is thus ineligible for a Bugs Bunny gif .

"No, I wouldn't say we're BEST friends. Did he say 'best' friends? I dropped him off one time..."

Yeah the title of this of doesn't offend me at all. I'm actually glad somebody said it, I've been saying it for years. A LOT of people hate Obama simply because in their eyes he's an uppity n*gger. N*gger is an ugly word, yes but it is an accurate word to reflect the hate that is directed at him. I'm sorry (not…

The hypocrisy of Liberals astounds me.