I’m suspicious of your suspicion.

I’m explaining what I think his argument is, not agreeing with it. I’m not defending him at all.

I think his argument is that he had consensual sex with a woman and that she “changed her mind” and reported him for assault, and instead of approaching the matter “objectively,” they unfairly chose to believe the female victim and kangaroo-courted him because of said “pro-female, anti-male” bias. I.E., they only…

They tried to make me go to the Amy Winehouse foundations recovery house for woman addicts, I said go go go.

The accountants I know, and I know quite a few, are similarly very funny and, depending on their sub-specialty, very jaded, because they’ve seen it all.

Safran Foer is an overrated, insufferable hack. His books are painful and gimmicky and I’m not surprised to hear that he is just as obnoxious as his writing.

I feel like the garbage day part is just an homage to Flight of the Conchords’ “Business Time”.

You think that’s bad, imagine being in a classroom taught by ths guy. He literally once passed around a green military jacket he wore all the time on which he had replaced the original plastic buttons with big round wooden ones. He wanted us to understand his appreciation for fine detail & sensory stimulus. So we kind…

We all write awful emails. But sharing your emails with the public is like the fucking zenith of narcissism.

Were is the sax-playing walrus gif?

Lord I know I’m white, but please don’t ever let me be this white.

He can’t handle the Ruth.

Yes lets focus on the old lady and be outraged at her unstead of the fucking rapist.

Poor Gabrielle. How horrifying would it have been to be given a man’s severed ear?

KaBurrki. Cool.

X?

Yeah... I never once thought that, so I guess this movie isn’t for me.

but mckinnon! C’mon look at her smooshy face

Paul Feig’s Ghostbusters is a film for anyone who ever watched the first Ghostbusters and thought, “I wish they got to use their guns more.”