Doesn’t every man have a thing for exceptionally beautiful faces? And bodies? Like if any man in the world exists who would prefer a plump, mediocre brunette to Amber then CALL ME! I mean, let me know. For...science.

Scott Eastwood seems like an ass. The way he brought up the story in an interview and it was all “wah It’s made it hard to date!” made me feel icky. Also seems like Eastwood only reached out because everyone was like “dude, you’ve never talked to the father of your dead girlfriend??”

Why am I bothered by this Scott Eastwood story? Am I wrong to be bothered by it?

Allegedly, she is a fan of George Orwell and Ayn Rand … most unusual.

Or she just didn’t know who Elon Musk was.

This whole Scott Eastwood/late girlfriend story is bizarre. I’m trying really hard not to be a judgy bitch because people grieve in their own way, but he never mentions it until he has a movie to promote and hasn’t talked to her dad, either to express his condolences or ask if it’s ok to bring up his pain in public,…

Rejected Britney headlines:

We called it “the parking game”, because just like waiting for a parking space, you are waiting until the SO is gone.

Bobby. I love you. But the celebrities news today is pretty boring. Please tell the celebrities to be more interesting. K Thx Bai.

Fact is, even if they were sober, the Beatles were done. Paul and John had just diverged too much stylistically. Looking back, none of the sixties bands really held it together for more than a few years. The Stones and The Who are exceptions to the rule. (And even those bands stopped producing good original material…

Have you heard? Pluto is Baacckk, baby. It is clearing it’s neighborhood with underestimated force, according to new data that I know little about, but heard tell . It might be ours again this year. Pluto is not just back due to popular demand, it earned it’s way through unique anti-magnetism. It is clearing away all…

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

Whatever, you Pluto killing bastard.

Unattractive people should really just not take pictures of themselves.

It’s weird how these same types of people consistently joke when there’s stories about severe child abuse, murders, wars, etc., but apparently joking about a lady getting her nude photos copied is too far. What a bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites.

I know right?! I’m not a sociopath. I do feel for her, it absolutely blows. But that doesn’t mean I’m not going to make a joke about it.

So he wouldn’t be an asshole if he didn’t pass on seeing the nudes but went looking for them?

I laughed.

I know, it’s amusing. Then their idea of “justice” is sending even worse insults to me for making a joke. It’s a good thing I’m not as soft as these kids, or I’d go shoot up a mall.

What did you expect? Self-righteous people lack a sense of humour.