No, that’s Beyonce. Taylor’s like the Secretary of State of the Illuminati.

Ugh, #teamblackilluminati please. Why do we get stuck with T Swift?

I don’t know how to explain MST3K. It’s a show that is like family to me. I can watch every episode an almost unlimited number of times and still laugh. It gives me a warm feeling inside, like being under a blanket on a cold winter day with the wind howling outside. I can’t explain why it holds such a special place in…

Any excuse to post this.

Boy, I bet the Great Gazoo subplot is gonna be fucking dark as shit.

She looks older than 30.

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

The FDA can kiss my fat white ass.

This woman wins the “I was late for work because.....” game for the rest of time.

Ahhhh, the ol’ “Hackensack Hello”

Maybe it was dog shit from her dog and she didn’t pick it up, in which case, good for him and I might start doing the same around here.

Doesn’t anybody fucking knock anymore?!

Women are afraid of rejection.

Last week while gawker was crowing about the Clinton +12% ABC poll, NBC had one with all four candidates and Hillary was up only by 1. You never heard about that one....why?

I deeply fear that in the history books, Brexit will be the Sudetenland to America’s Poland...

It’s opening up next to Wahlburgers, isn’t it?

What?!? HAN SOLO got killed?!?

He’s absolutely right. Story-wise, there is nothing in TFA that is its own thing. And the big surprise of Han Solo being killed is seen coming a mile away as soon as Leia and Han start talking about how great the good old days were and she says, “Bring back our son”, you know what’s going to happen next.

I’m super pro-choice, but I think it’s a huge step from every woman has the right to abortion access to every OB has an obligation to provide the service.