Give Girardi a break; Vince Vaughn has been doing it for more than a decade.

This is the most effective that Tebow has ever been through the air.

omg!!!!

It’s ... nice to know that at least one multinational corporation is willing to take a stand and pedal its own version of superficial, consumerist feminism as long as it’s profitable, I guess.

Okay, seriously... I’m tired of waiting. This needs to happen soon, dammit.

Danny McBride is in Aliens now?

Shots: 0 | Corner kicks: 1 | Possession: 37% to 68%

That was flat-out embarrassing. The team should be ashamed of themselves for that showing. They quit. They fucking quit. Dempsy was the worst of the bunch. Bradley was insultingly awful. Yes, they got beat in every aspect of the game, but that attitude they had is in-fucking-excusable. I’m actually angry about this…

bro just let us watch soccer and crush beers in peace, bro

We lost to the #1 and the #3 teams in Fifa rankings. we finished higher than Brazil and we’re in the 3rd place game- nothing to be ashamed of. Also, don’t you think Beckerman looks like a dwarf from The Hobbit?

“Please, I beat my nephew way worse than that” - Hope Solo
“GAHRGSJHRRDISGHDSHUD where is my car?!?!” - Abby Wambach

Uswnt are some of the least likeable people on earth.

I’ve always said, “Goals change games."

Yep. If Argentina tried 100% this would’ve easily been 7-0 or worse.

Man, that was absolutely brutal. Not one shot all game.

How long before an up and coming rapper takes that as his stage name? T-Lizard.

Protoherb, amirite? [breaks hip reaching for walker]

Heyoooooo!

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.