I like how he just does “art” projects that homeless people do regualary ever day: sit in a movie theater all day -check, ride the elevator all day -check, hitchhike -check. next he will be urniating on sidewalks for art.

Great, I can’t wait to Thelma and Laboof this this motherfucker.

“It features a gravelly, wild-eyed, suede-jacketed Charlie Daniels running through a flabbergasting, surreal, absolutely nonsensical monologue”

Did he ever try putting chili on a tampon, that seems to work.

Ah, the old chili on the tampon trick, it never gets old.

I know were not suppose to say this kind of stuff, but Helen Hunt has one of the best asses in hollywood.

I don’t know, You might have thought yeah my husband has had many affairs before and he probably did this. Instead of defending him and putting your political ambition ahead of a human being and her reputation.

Yes the sex was consensual. But then Bill Clinton lied and said he never had sex with that woman. Then Bill and Hillary proceeded to attempt to destroy Lewinsky reputation and saying it was part of a vast right wing conspiracy. Bill only fested up when they came forward with his DNA. They would have continued to paint…

I was going to put on a mask and make music, but unfortunately my face is scar free and too beautiful.

I guess Calvin Harris joins the list of dj’s with facial lacerations scars

i’ll only play if there is a level where you get to attack somebody with an umbrella , then i would be a slave to this app

I guess J.Lo and Mariah don’t go back like babies and pacifiers

I thought this headline said DC has a shitty new logo. Guess i was right the first time.

Yeah, i see that sign all the time driving on the belt parkway. I can’t tell you how proud it makes me to be half Italian.

She needed to go to brooklyn to fuhgeddaboudit, hey ooh know what im sayin.

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