“My sister baby is my baby. She is baby but she’s having a baby,” he said. “A baby having a baby. We look at baby like our little baby. And now baby’s grown up and baby’s having a baby. I’m proud to be a baby uncle and I can’t wait to see how this baby is going to baby” -Jermaine baby uncle jackson

I feel so bad for Brazil; they are going through such a tough time right now. And everybody is just worried about their own nation. I think we really need a one world government; I know that this is a sign of the coming of the antichrist but fuck it. The world is so much smaller due to technology and travel and we…

“What kind of Jewish spell did this Jenny Slate cast to trick captain america”

It is strange that the clintons are still together and Al and tipper are divorced, i would have never bet on that one:

The man outside Taylor’s house:

Of course Depp is drunk he has a tattoo telling us, Duh.

Who did she get on the case? She got Perry Mason

What is this going to do to the value of my Osbourne bobble heads

If i remember the show , I am pretty sure he kept telling her that he was having an affair but nobody could understand him.

“When Helen died, I lost everything. Until that dog arrived on my doorstep. A final gift from my wife. That moment I received some semblance of hope, an opportunity to grieve unalone. Your son took that from me…stole that from me…KILLED THAT FROM ME!”

Are you sure she is really excited and this isn’t a side effect of lead poisoning

On this blind item, its time’s like these that make me sad that Abe Vigoda is dead.

I’d like to con-Serve dat ass.

She needs a new doctor, Yeah i know i’m going to hell

This was the before picture:

Leave this kid alone, she has been through enough.

I hope the blake shelton Gwen Stefani new duet on the voice is a little song that goes“I’m a little bit country And I’m a little bit rock ‘n roll” Osmond Style.