They honestly don’t fucking learn their lessons. Example:

“F1: Driving isn’t about physical strength.” LOL

Or he’s an evil lover of traditional paella.

Hey let’s be honest a lot of things should be abandoned due to “problems”.

Why we’re you fired from your previous employment?

Bad top over an orange body...where have I seen that before?

JALOPNIK CANNOT BE BOUGHT (by anyone other than Univision)!!!

You’ve really got to admire the church’s willingness to embrace the entirely fictional just because someone put it in a book.

Fun Thomas fact: 

Best Breezes:

“Look kids! A Plymouth Laser!”

The Smiths sound like garbage.

lol. you know nothing about him.

Hmm, a Catholic in an Italian sports car. I think there may be a treatment for a Cannonball Run 3 script here... Somebody find me an agent!

“illegitimate bidding.”

What they did is legal...

get out.

The Addams Family Values? National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation? Trying to think of a third...nope, I give up.

I always wondered what the Canadian version of Mad Max would look like.