Ah, yes. I am enjoying the ridiculously low price of antique furniture right now. Everyone out here paying 300 bucks for particle board nightstand when you could score a gorgeous hardwood antique dining table for half that. But this too shall pass...so, snap ‘em up while you can. Clutter/pattern/dark wood is all…

Bingo.

SAME.

You realize that Botox is also widely used to dull nerves in the balls of the feet in order to facilitate the wearing of stilettos too, yes?

I try to tell people this all the time. They come to my place and actually say, “Shit, I look good in this mirror!” Because the two mirrors I use in the morning are antique. The silvering is a little worn in places. And I also don’t really dust them. And the light for sure has to be warm and dim. My boss always talks…

Needs a bazillion stars.

ComplEment.

MBB reminds me so much of Elizabeth Perkins. It’s all I think when I see her!

I’m not saying a ban should be enacted, but l do think your equating nail polish/solvents/acrylic polymers with everything in Sephora is a massive exaggeration. That shit will burn your nosehair out and make you feel dizzy within seconds. So fucking toxic.

Right?! Hahaha. Ugh.

Same. I cannot comprehend people who don’t do this -- or who leave the factory warning stickers on the driver and passenger windows of their cars. WTF

Needs more stars.

YES! Thank you. This absolutely infuriates me. A few years ago I was having stomach pains and bloating that were just beyond. Week after week it persisted. I was at the end of my rope. Saw my GP and several specialists (at USC Medical Center and Cedars Sinai among others) and underwent all kinds of invasive imaging.…

I don’t have kids, but have always given a side-eye to the way a lot of people are about used baby stuff. I have heard SO MANY women in my sister’s circle (upper middle class) claim that all kinds of things are OMG POTENTIALLY UNSAFE if not taken directly out of the package by them. It’s very strange. Because my…

I second AE! And so does my sister. And we are WELL above their target market age range. They have good stuff.

Same.

With respect to your “respecting my personal choices”...you don’t know shit about me. I am likely as old or older than you. And you are condescending. “I used to be like you...”

And won’t the bulges and cellulite that you’re trying to keep in check showing on one side and not the other just make the whole shebang horribly asymmetrical?

Thank you for doing the legwork. I was just thinking, “Shit, he better be rich now!” but doubted he was.