Chairofbowlies’ experience reminds me of a time when I too was in an emotionally abusive relationship. I was in a department store with him and had a heated exchange at the entrance to the dressing room (I don’t even remember about what) that ended in him storming away and then demanding to be let into my locked…

Edgy.

needs more stars

“dutchess’s”?

Thanks for articulating what I couldn’t. This synopsis is ridiculous.

I feel like you maybe don’t actually ever deal with insurance companies...cause that’s exactly how it already is - a complete clusterfuck.

Such hilarious hot takes on Joaquin’s speech.

No, this is definitely a Real Thing(TM).

See also: win the genetic lottery.

I wish more people recognized this fact. Even sun exposure is a crapshoot— people like to be holier-than-thou but I know more than a few people who spent their lives tanning and smoking and still have great skin. And some who didn’t spend a heck of a lot of time in the sun and never smoked who have spots and wrinkles…

GTFOOH with your “old-ass” shit. Do better.

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Pretty sure Lucy means living jointly without being married was not fully accepted?

Would that I could give you more stars. THE BEST SCENE.

Yes...that’s why I said it’s not to say it’s not the new ‘exhaustion’. But also, on the east coast you can be bit by a tick while sunbathing at the shore, so it’s not totally inconceivable that a not-very-outdoorsy-type would contract it.

Right? No one cares and that makes me sad.

This is not to say that it’s not the new “exhaustion” BS we hear from celebs, BUT Lyme manifests itself *very* differently in different people. Some manage it quite easily as a chronic condition and some are absolutely decimated by it.

SAME. I get picked all the time, so one night when I was super tired and late, I said “Yes, I understand what you’re going to do, can you please just go ahead?” and she was LIVID. Telling me she was required by law to recite it word for word and she wasn’t about to get fired on account of me. So she started all over.…

Oh jesus christ. Everything about this reeks. She left 43 THOUSAND DOLLARS worth of stuff IN HER RENTAL CAR? Who does that? I have a panic attack when I realize I left my thousand-dollar work laptop in my car in the driveway overnight.

CLARENCE.
FUCHSIA!