Nailed it.

I had to do several double-takes to realize this was not an...off-kilter Gwen.

YES. Ugh.

There needs to be a bouncer at these things. You don’t comply with the theme, you’re out. So much yawn. Every year the same thing...almost none of the attendees make even the slightest attempt to keep to theme. So unadventurous.

I handled it better because it was nowhere near what you went through! Jesus. Although NONE of it is necessary or acceptable. They have you over such a barrel...treat you like a complete piece of shit and if you happen to muster the courage to (even politely) question them or express annoyance, they treat you like a…

YES. Seriously.

Same. About a year ago I got pulled aside and frisked...still in clear view of the long security line and well within earshot. I had on leggings and the woman announced her every move LOUDLY. I AM NOW GOING TO PLACE MY HAND ON YOUR INNER RIGHT THIGH AND SWEEP IT ACROSS YOUR VAGINA. MY HAND *WILL* MOMENTARILY TOUCH…

She’s not going to give up being Kim K. until her absolute Last Fuckable Day(TM). You’ll find her career trajectory coincides nicely with her aging out of this particular game.

THANK YOU. My boss does this all the time in more formal situations. She obviously thinks it sounds fancy, but it makes me cringe every single time. I was a little sad when Harry used it. Come on!

Ah, yes! This is truly a refreshing and groundbreaking film.

How very Roxy Music of her.

Wait - agree except who here likes Bernie Sanders? Isn’t Jez constantly trashing him too?

Same. Saw this in Guaymas about 20 years ago while on a nightclub patio. Was not drinking. One other person saw it too and we were completely transfixed.

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He insinuated as much in his ‘royal communication’ to the media after he started dating Meghan. He really shouldn’t *have* to keep repeating it.

I have never understood this. In the late 90s, my bf filed for bankruptcy because he had nearly 175k of tuition debt that he couldn’t get out from under. He knew it was a long shot, but SOMETIMES the courts would forgive it. They didn’t. And so his life was made even more difficult by virtue of having that bankruptcy…

Seriously. Just bring back wet nurses and be done with it.

Welp, I keep checking back here...hoping for some smart discussion on this topic. But alas. People are much more interested in commenting on wrap dresses and GOT. 

Same. When I was young, my dad walked into dinner with a freshly shaved upper lip. We had never seen him without his moustache. I sobbed quietly, my little brother ran screaming from the room.

WAIT - do whitening agents cause this? Like strands of epithelial tissue that come off? Because I started having that happen maybe 20 years ago and went into a full-on panic that I had thrush. Because I looked it up on WebMD. It wasn’t thrush...but no doctor or dentist has been able to tell me anything about it -…