OK, I clocked it. The slide takes :04. That’s $25 for four seconds of slide.

Oh come now, it’s a perfectly strong slide and it’s short. Jumping out of an airplane is way scarier.

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

This girl has been owning her exes in her music and the press for like eight years now. Calvin, you knew what you were getting into. No pity here!

It’s the fact that everything in her life seems to be perfectly manufactured and she always seems to place herself as the victim, that’s what bothers me.

Okay how the holy fuck? Hairspray in the eye should feel like shit, but it shouldn’t do any serious damage. Nor should it cause the contact to stick so much that you have to damage the eye to remove the lense.

To be as dismissive as I can be, meh, I’m not so concerned by the deaths of horses while racing in general. If I were I would’ve stopped eating meat in America a long time ago.

“Blake would never do something like this.”

Welcome to the interwebs, dipshits. Either log completely off and learn how to live without your crack-like internet addiction until you can watch it or get with the program of watching when it airs.

If you REALLY cared, you would care enough to do one or the other. I feel like you types of people subconsiously get off…

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

Just another bullet-ridden day in the good ole US of A.

Was this your opinion yesterday?

Lol. Fuck no.

One of the more light-hearted U.S. Army W.T.F. moments. The Indian Wars supercuts are hard to watch, even with the Benny Hill theme.

I mean if they are supposed to double as bomb shelters then that would be a reason for secrecy, no?

“Reminder: Rudyard Kipling Was a Racist Fuck and The Jungle Book Is Imperialist Garbage.”

If Superman went bad, given his power levels in the Murderverse, none of the Squad would last longer than a tenth of a second. If he was good, and grabbing the President was something protective, they still wouldn’t be able to slow him down. Unless Deadshot goes with his patented “stop him from taking the President at…

I bet it’s going to have a super cool soundtrack that Harley Quinn’s mom gave her the last time she saw her...

and man, Warner Bros sure HATES Superman!

I grew up in Virginia, and left in my late 20's. I got plenty of tickets, in my youth (including a few ‘62 in a 55' on a 2 lane country road in the most rural part of the state). I also got pulled over for DWB. I was young and dumb, and I drove over 100 miles a day, almost every day, for many years. As I got older and…

Former inspector, the following are inspected: Brakes, tires, lights, windshield, mirrors, floorboard, suspension, steering, wheel bearings on steering axle, visual inspection of emissions (unless you are in a part of the state the requires exhaust gases to get tested as well), seatbelts, frame attachments, ride…