Instead of getting called by the Browns head office, draftees going to Cleveland should get a pro-active call from the Suicide Prevention Hotline.

Andrew Jackson was a horrible person. How he made it on the currency in the first place is a mystery, people defending his continuing place is inexplicable.

Fuck the owner of the future Washington Warriors.

And, at the end of the day, we’re still left with a story where a white person exoticizes a country and its people. How does this idea pass muster in 2016?

“And, at the end of the day, we’re still left with a story where a white person exoticizes a country and its people. How does this idea pass muster in 2016?”

Enjoy nothing.

What a scrub.

RGIII would’ve made that shot.

This man is a late-era Weezer song in the flesh.

The Phantom Menace syndrome.

It’s just a bad movie.

Ted Cruz is smart the way a jackass who wins at Monopoly by smuggling in his own Monopoly money to pad his account is “smart”. Yes, it will help you win the game. But, uh...

Readers of this blog in particular deserve more than what amounts to a /r/worldnews “OMG PANIC” take on this.

The USA’s space policy should just be to put a human on Mars first, I guess.

Hahaha, livebloggers going from “Chris Rock is woke!” and “I love this!” and “the white people are so uncomfortable!” to pretty silent and critical once Kara Brown wrote she didn’t like it b/c it’s white people jokes...NEVERMIND WOKE-LOVE TEMPORARILY RESCINDED?

Always highlight mathers.

July 2016. 30 Rock has been over for years. Tina Fey languishes in a jail cell, wondering where it all went wrong.

Weepy drunk midnight kinja is moderately good kinja.

Here is IBM Watson’s analysis of this rambling wall of text:

Pamthers