Cosby is almost certainly guilty, but I agree with this particular instance of Cosby’s defense-work, here (though perhaps not for their reasons).

“WHERE’S DA BALL GO?!”

No, I’m not.

Oh, I got it.

Politico quivers at the thought that they lost out on this campaign trail scoop.

Wait, just to be clear — the entire piece quoted in the article was fake. I think we’re all pretending, here, right? Like with the “Go 13-1 Undefeated Panthers” stuff. It’s just fun to go along with the conceit?

He thinks the Joker’s favorite show would be Family Guy.

When movies that aren’t “grim” and “real” and “harrowing” have the problems with pacing this movie had, they get called out on it. But suddenly, when you’re trying to make your audience miserable, there’s no such thing as “pacing” problems anymore because it’s SUPPOSED to be bad. What an irritating and tediously…

Why do you visit Deadspin?

Warner Bros’ marketing department is trying way too hard with this stuff...it comes across as defensively begging us to take it seriously — he bought stickers, he sent glitter bombs, he was “crrrrazzzzzzzzzzy!”

So we’re only one year away from Brian Scalabrine’s unanimous ticket to the HOF?

...definitely kept expecting someone to say “a connection is made!”

The UFC needs [Rousey] more than she needs the UFC.

This was surely not surprising to anyone.

Regardless of the rivalry, or the game itself, Iowa State is #4 in the country and Iowa is unranked. Storming the court is dumb.

When, relative to UNC’s eventual possession, was the flag thrown? It was before UNC had gotten it — immediately upon the (non-existant) offsides. That sort of ends the conspiracy, I think.

They noticed that Clemson wasn’t Clemsoning, and so they took it upon themselves to do the Clemsoning.

For most referee blunders, in college football and the NFL, my general response is that the rulebook needs to be simplified drastically. Come what may in terms of the need to alter strategy and whatever may happen in terms of gameplay. At least it’d be actual gameplay that determined the winner and not some Magic…

I’m sure it’s terrifying for those involved, and I hope no one dies, but this particular incident really seems like some penny-ante local event that we’re only hearing about because of recent larger-scale (and I mean that in a couple of different ways) events and the ratings-magnet phrase “hostage situation.”

Injury truthers, now? We’ve got goddamn injury truthers?!