Since you must be a fashion expert, what would be appropriate for an ancient 46 year old to wear to such an event that would be appropriately covered up for you?

fuck you, she can wear what she wants. fuck your bullshit body and age policing asshattedness. no one asked your opinion, and no one owes you a pleasant view.

Yeah. I know she’s one of Jezebel’s spirit animals, but I don’t share the sentiment. On top of performing for a dictator for money, she’s never struck me as someone who shares the same reality as the rest of us.

Officially sick of this.

I can’t process this right now, I really am not equipped with the ability. Imagine being 14 and adopted and then faced with that at the end of your short life. I absolutely can not conceive of this.

I work in the medical field, and inmates have better health coverage than the VAST majority of Americans. It’s really upsetting.

The picture at the top only serves to reinforce the idea she’s a criminal

I mean... her being a criminal is a crucial point to this story, no?

I’m liberal as hell and am mad at this bullshit. Do the wrong things in life and get what you want, at the expense of our taxes, that’s the lesson here. I need my state to rewrite its prison policy so that unless it’s life threatening, prisoners don’t get any surgery. There are so many law abiding people looking for…

she looks like she’s waiting for delivery food in front of a random building because her actual address has been flagged by the pizza joint down the street and this is the only way she can get garlic knots.

Who cares about Dick Clark - has RuPaul voiced an opinion?

Turns out when Kara tried to give the eyeliner away to a friend (the color didn’t work on her), the eyeliner REAPPEARED IN HER MAKEUP CASE THE NEXT DAY.

I too have fallen down the dark well of overspending on beauty potions this year. On the plus side, my skin has never looked better— but I did just have to buy a bathroom organizer because I could no longer fit all of my goodies on the counter/in the medicine cabinet.

My sister is a monster and talked me into getting the SK-II Facial Essence (WTF does that even mean? It’s a watery serum) and Clear Toner this year. It costs more than my life. But I’ve got to say, between that and using a NuFace*, the one thing that my 2016 has going for it is that my skin got way, way better than it…

Don’t worry, Angelina Jolie is NOT moving to Camodia.

RIP Brian Dunkleman.

I don’t know if Ryan Seacrest has really done anything horrible to warrant my hatred towards him but part of me is sure he has.

I’m calling it first. Their celebrity portmanteau will be ‘Mariah’ in recognition of the distinct elements each bring to the proper relationship.