A new Kim Kardashian fragrance is on the way. Notes have yet to be publicized.

A) Jezebel had a full page piece in support of Lupita’s op-ed within hours of it coming out.

B) The Weinstein response hit sometime late yesterday and got the low billing it deserves, in the next available Dirt Bag. Especially considering it hit right before the weekend and we know they switch over to night/weekend…

Come on now, Lupita is worshipped on Jezebel. I don’t understand why you are going after white women as if women of all ethnicities can’t also be problematic

Didn’t she also date Seth McFarlane? I think she simply has terrible taste in men.

She does need help but I think she is one of those people who might not have a true rock bottom. Nothing has gotten through to her even after losing her career, most of her money, and her true friends. I’m not sure what would lead to her truly seeking help on her own.

She doesn’t want help.

She really just wanted to get her name in the headlines with all the big players- Goop, Angelina, etc.

Accept the books and immediately put them on E-Bay. Donate the proceeds to a low-income school district.

On the contrary, I am taking this seriously (honestly embarrassed how invested I am in this) and am solidly anti-Baba. Sirens: Smashing the patriarchy one ship at a time.

Hurricane Jose. Hurricane Katia. Hurricane Maria.

I feel most people would assume it’s the golden haired, white skinned, conventionally pretty, boring arse angels - including beauty designers, so all we’d get is pearly whites with gold tones and shimmer.

I was also very confused by this. Would I turn into a woman at the full moon? Is it just a form of drag?!

Agreed. Everyone who voted Unicorn is going to hell.

ME!!! Angels are boring as hell - what, you want white/gold pearl tones?! BORING. I was scales and deep greens and browns with flashes of warning red so my enemies know I can eat them or crush them if provoked.

They’re basically dragons with feathers, how is that not amazing?

ME. I did. Because RAWR.

Exactly. And gremlins are really just corporate mascots wrapped in 80s nostalgia. We might as well just make the 7up guy our style guide if this is where we’re going!

“Vampires (3) are excellent spokespeople for skincare, but drinking blood as a means of sustenance probably won’t go over with the wellness crowd.”

How are unicorns even allowed in this bracket? They JUST ended! In some corners of the youtube-makeup-tutorial world, they haven’t ended yet!!!

I’m low key annoyed that zombies are losing to lady gremlin. For real??? You’re working with the same color scheme (I’d argue you’ll get more colors out of zombies) and you get a variety of looks/options as opposed to one. Maybe it’s not even that zombies are losing it’s that they’re losing by so much. Maybe I’m also…