I get it, Lindsay. I cut off the tip of my finger while chopping sweet potatoes and now I truly understand the plight of the Maori.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

Great advice from a wise person. She gave us a lot more than an iconic movie character, for sure.

Princess Leia and Ripley were my brunette heroines in a vast sea of vapid 80's blondes. Anyone who can’t understand what they meant for girls of a certain generation can go jump in a lake.

Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go light candles for the continued health and safety of Sigourney Weaver and Betty White.

Safe journey, Princess. I hope you find your Alderaan.

I’ll repost her final Guardian advice column as my tribute to someone who was a lot more than someone you’d observe on a screen.

They left out this lesbian....

She has LOTS of issues. Major major daddy issues. And she was in the house when Polanski raped that thirteen-year-old girl. And Ryan O’Neal is one of the worst celebrity fathers in history - any man who would knock out his son’s front teeth (and hit on his own daughter) could not have been any kind of boyfriend or…

A model who went on to do far more interesting things. Leo’s models aren’t even interesting as models, other than maybe Giselle.

Feminism does not mean you have to defend every woman all the time. At least that’s not what I was taught by the feminists who raised me. If women who date Leo don’t want to be objectified, Leo DiCaprio is probably the last person on earth they should be dating. It’s not like he ever let’s them talk or sings their…

Angelica Huston= Awesome and Interesting

I suspect they’re both shitty boyfriends. My point was that Nicholson didn’t just date clothes hangars. I doubt we’ll ever see DiCaprio date anything other than models.

At least Jack Nicholson dated a few awesome, interesting women who didn’t make their living as clothes hangars. See Angelica Huston.

Carrie Fisher is a phenomenal writer. I read Postcards from the Edge and Surrender the Pink and Delusions of Grandma as a teen and more than many things (and I read a lot of things), they made me feel a lot less alone. People have been such dickheads to her of late because she dared to age past 19 and yet she is still…

I know, bad shit happens every year. But 2016 just especially feels like it’s The Grinch, taking away our celebrities and our hope for shits and giggles.

from what i’ve seen with this family, i dont think kylie’s boobs are done at all.

Too late.

“Do we really need to see the mannerisms of our new leader through the lens of comedy on TV?”

JFC all this breaking up/making up shit on social media is tacky as hell.

Semi-OT, but does anyone else get this very “uncanny valley” feeling whenever you look at Blac Chyna? There’s something about her features and her skin that make her look doll/mannequin-like. Everything is too smooth. I can’t tell if it’s her makeup, her cosmetic procedures, or photoshop, but I haven’t seen a picture…