Pam Poovey? *sploosh*

Although big girl in the hat and blue dress is having a great time...

To have deserved being in this position, I can only assume that Huma was Hitler, Pol Pot, Mrs. O’Leary’s cow, and Donald Trump in her past lives.

Why didn’t she get away from him earlier? I really don’t understand that.

Totally. I have not time for this white, racist Jew.

Amy Schumer shows how hard it is to stop having a career when you are a Jewish American Princess.

Anne Frank, a historical figure murdered by Nazis.

hmmmmmmmmmm

It would have been hilarious if he killed, like, a brand-new character who only appears in this scene, and wasn’t visibly in the lineup last season. And everyone reacted with like, “Oh, no! He killed Jimmy!” “Not Jimmy!” “Poor Jimmy!”

Talk like that is just as dangerous as it is repugnant. No woman’s opinions, ideas, convictions, beliefs or crafts should be discounted because A HUSBAND DISAGREES with her. And yet! This Polly Pocket-handed filth throws it out there for good measure, in case we’ve misinterpreted this whole marriage thing.

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

“America: Singlehandedly Making Brexit Look Not So Bad On The ‘Fucking Disaster’ Scale”

Bring back disemvoweling!

It was considered the correct punctuation until fairly recently. That’s probably what they were taught in school. It’s what I was taught, and I always do it.

Two spaces is the only true approach. Quit being a lazy millenial!

I am a lawyer, and it drives me absolutely crazy when people use only one space after a period. I can ALWAYS TELL.

As an old person trained under a version of the APA publication manual from a few decades ago, I cannot break away from two spaces after a period.

It’s how everyone was taught to type at least through the end of the 1970s — it’s the single space after the period that is new (and rather irritating to those of us whose eyes were used to the visual break between sentences.)

This made me laugh harder than I care to admit. I’m an attorney and my law partner and I discuss this often, as we get into it with her PR husband about the proper spacing. Clearly, I’m an advocate of the two spaces after the period.

That’s how old people type. That’s how we were taught.