It’s where we eat a Bible every Tuesday for lunch.

Yes, Donald Trump has serially sexually assaulted women and bragged about it. But Hillary Clinton HAS A VAGINA. Nothing Trump could do could be as shameful as that.

I personally hope even after the election more and more shit keeps coming out about him. He doesn’t just deserve to lose, he deserves to have his life upended.

Can we talk about the fact that his name is  JAMES CARTER? There’s already shit in the White House with his name monogrammed on it. C’mon America! 

He’s had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking debate.

the issue was that the left-leaners were obeying the “no applause” rule.

According to some witnesses, the issue wasn’t that people were only supporting Trump, the issue was that the left-leaners were obeying the “no applause” rule.

“I was leaning very heavily towards Donald Trump but Secretary Clinton impressed me with her composure and with a lot of her answers. So now I think I’m just going to wait for the last political debate and in this cycle you never know what could happen.”

I think it’s Trump’s gaslighting that’s made me most insane. And the way his lemmings just nod along- how can anyone trust them ever again, on absolutely anything?

I wouldn’t hire him to open an envelope

He definitely fucked his daughter.

Lucky? Last night was comedy gold, Jerry! GOLD!

Exactly! Which is why he genuinely thinks he’s excellent, the best, really great, tremendous and everyone loves him.

It’s also gaslighting extraordinaire- regardless of the cause, we all heard and saw him sniffling.

Am I the only one really confused by this vehement denial that he had “the sniffles”?! I mean, sorry dude, the whole world watched you twitch and sniffle--bad mic (?) or not, it wasn’t manufacturing the sound AND FACIAL MOVEMENT of man sniffling.

Let’s get something straight...

Well, all of the kitchen ones, obvi, given she’s a woman. But Trump will push hard for the BBQ vote.

“My microphone was terrible. I wonder, was it set up that way on purpose? My microphone, in the room they couldn’t hear me, you know, it was going on and off. Which isn’t exactly great. I wonder if it was set up that way, but it was terrible.”

Lmfao even the mic is conspiring against him now! What appliances are going #withher next??

Oh no, sir. We heard every word you said. Bad mic? We should’ve been so lucky.