If it has the Belcher vote, then I'm in.

I thought I left Reno behind for Madison.

Is this like 2016's “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?”

Translation?

Yeah growing up in the Bay Area in the 80's and 90's all my schools, public and private, had a nurse available on site. It seems like a no brainer.

This poor fucking woman. I got nothing.

Are you a sophomore at UC Santa Cruz who hails from Stockton? Because you sound like a lot of other folks I remember who just discovered social and racial injustice and seem to lack the ability to think critically about it. There's more then one book, one class, one instructor- you can do better!

It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I was born and raised all over the Bay Area. I've lived in TX, LA, PA, NV and could never imagine leaving here.

I fell asleep during Inside Out and didn’t get the sense that I’d missed anything. I was really, really bothered by The Good Dinosaur. Pixar used to be my Happy Place, now it’s just where all the little folks inside my kiddo’s heads go to get angry and sad about an abused dinosaur.

I completely relate to this, except that I don't actually do anything to remedy the anxiety.

I always hate when people say tired, twee shit like “I ruined my keyboard with that spit take! Oh nos you owe me more coffee!” But I came pretty damn close to being *that* obnoxious just now. Thank you.

The “Whole Check” thing is approximate to saying “I call it Tar-jay”. Wasn’t that clever in 2000 ?

I’ve missed dogs more then I’ve missed people. A truly companionable dead dog’s loss outranks numerous dead mediocre humans for me.

Yes! Yes! Please someone adopt that literary minded bulldog or I’m cutting short my time off and taking a road trip!

This made me truly verklempt.

I knew I should have trusted Mr. Incredible.

I bought an Apple Watch for my boyfriend who looked at it like a deflated balloon and insisted he would never use it. So I adopted it, not understanding that it was essentially just a remote/pedometer. I finally suggested to my BF that we return it, and he said he would try it out for a day. He’s enamoured. Now I plan…

His idiotic comment deserved a flaming response.

“Girlfriends and kids” that seems fair. Geebus Crust.

Really? Must be nice.