If it has the Belcher vote, then I'm in.

I thought I left Reno behind for Madison.

Is this like 2016's “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?”

Translation?

Yeah growing up in the Bay Area in the 80's and 90's all my schools, public and private, had a nurse available on site. It seems like a no brainer.

This poor fucking woman. I got nothing.

Are you a sophomore at UC Santa Cruz who hails from Stockton? Because you sound like a lot of other folks I remember who just discovered social and racial injustice and seem to lack the ability to think critically about it. There's more then one book, one class, one instructor- you can do better!

It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I was born and raised all over the Bay Area. I've lived in TX, LA, PA, NV and could never imagine leaving here.

I completely relate to this, except that I don't actually do anything to remedy the anxiety.

I always hate when people say tired, twee shit like “I ruined my keyboard with that spit take! Oh nos you owe me more coffee!” But I came pretty damn close to being *that* obnoxious just now. Thank you.

The “Whole Check” thing is approximate to saying “I call it Tar-jay”. Wasn’t that clever in 2000 ?

I’ve missed dogs more then I’ve missed people. A truly companionable dead dog’s loss outranks numerous dead mediocre humans for me.

Yes! Yes! Please someone adopt that literary minded bulldog or I’m cutting short my time off and taking a road trip!

This made me truly verklempt.

Really? Must be nice.

I am honestly amazed that I didn’t know this.

Wait wait who is from San Mateo county??

That’s the tidbit that got me the most out of this assortment. Whatever whatever Football Player Ugg Face....OH poor Michelle!

Yes! I thought she was really good on BE, but then I also went to the preview of that Bettie Page movie back in the day and even at the time it felt like her last Big Screen gasp.

I was just this person! Well at least the headlights out bit. Boyfriend is working on my car so I borrowed his to run my dog to the park, lo and behold someone let me know at the light that I had no headlights. Yep, pitch black and I didn't notice the lack of interior or external lights. Habit can make you oblivious.