Hey, were it not for American Gods I would never have known any differently!

I’ve lived in L.A. and now I live in Madison, we aren't hurting for for good food. Chipotle is where I went to charge my phone when I was stuck without transport in Ocean City, MD. I wouldn't go back even to do that.

Yeah that got swept under the carpet right quick.

My experiences with abused children have shown me that it can be harder then one imagines to get an arrest. So really, screw Nicki. She doesn’t get a pass because she said some things you like in response to Miley’s idiocy.

Hey, Sia! Jezebel doesn't like you :( Why can't you be more like FKA Twigs? KThxByeBye

Wow! Thanks for that.

I sing this *regularly* when something goes awry!

As someone who grew up in CA and definitely lived in L.A., let me tell you: the Midwest blows the balls off L.A. In a million and one ways. I moved to Madison a year ago and would take these winters over 77 degrees and an assured chance of no interesting weather, conversations or kindness ANY day of the week.

I think the one *not* married to Elsa Pataky is the clear winner. Yeah, I know. If you've got nothing nice to say, come sit next to me!

I needed to hear this. Thank you.

My serious one was almost 20 years ago and it was terrifying. Not sexy, not exciting, just the experience of constant dread. I feel very strongly for you.

That movie changed my way of thinking. It blew my mind, man. Seriously.

I would fuck Black Adder ten times over!

It isn’t the “Home Wrecker” label, it’s *everything* else about Giada that rubs me the wrong way. Nigella, on the other hand, rubs me the right way. I know. No one cares about my girl boner :(

This sounds kosher. I still recall all the white girls in my college at UCSC with goddamn bindis and *sports bras as clothing choice* flooding the quad. I’ve just realized that every person I’ve known that was seriously interested/invested in her has been an absolute insecure narcissist asshole. Coincidence? Maybe.

I paid very close attention to that procedure in Der Krieger + Die Kaiserin. Seriously. And I figured out I could bring anyone back from a poor miscalculation with a handy shot of adrenaline after seeing Pulp Fiction. I’m practically an MD thanks to The Ben Carson School of Talkie Medicine.

Completely failing to see how you came to this conclusion...

Considering the day I’ve been having... this is much appreciated.

And they are adorable but mine looked so... Plastic. I worked at Nordstrom in the mid 2000’s and I noticed a decline then. Oh to be bright eyed and bushy tailed, believing MAC was cutting edge and McQueen would always be around. All these Gwen articles make me heartsick for old skool Urban Decay and Hard Candy, when I…

So here’s the thing- I get sucked in by Kate Spade novelty things CONSTANTLY. However, have you noticed a marked decline in quality over the last 5 years or so? I bought this and this and both were just really, really cheap looking :((