I had the kids make UFOs yesterday while we listened to War of the Worlds. We may have worn out the glue guns with our Oceans of Tribbles.

I would love to end up somewhere that has need of a valet but when you relocate from the Bay Area to Madison, chance are slim to none 🤓

I’ll be honest- I keep them in my gym bag at work!

That movie revealed to me my special purpose, to become a People Against Goodness And Normalcy (spoken in the Haunted Mansion narrator’s voice). Bless them. Additionally, I love The Burbs unrepentantly.

My car keys are dressed similarly. Finally my boyfriend mentioned I would ruin what is apparently an expensive car key to replace with the weight of my Adipose, Finn, Puffballs and Kingdom Key. But damn, they are easy to find in a cavernous purse.

You and me both, good times good times.

All I can see/hear is Nose Job...

I knew people that worked for him in Reno and he is even worse then he seems.

This whole thing leaves me stymied. Without specifics, which I don’t really want , I feel like I am missing the point. She didn’t know she violated someone? She did? The person realized later that they felt violated? What the Fuck.

FWIW this is my boyfriends mothers house and it is lovely inside but not spooky in the slightest 😕

It could not have happened to a nicer woman, the house is genuinely lovely.

All the Toriphiles were...☺️

Had my first panic attack in Vegas at age 13. I’m 39 now and my life is circumscribed by a spinning wheel of fears. I picked up and moved across country last November and I feel like all my delayed concerns and anxieties are coming home to roost. I also have become incredibly prone to suffering with these terrors…

I'm working on his costume for Halloween ;)

The Love of my Life. He wants my pastry from Batch. I always share a little.

Super nosey major anxiety sufferer here: could you tell me how you deal with it? I ran away from my BFs workplace today because I felt like I was going to fly apart like human shrapnel due to the amount of anxiety I was flooded with.

My first trip to Wisconsin a year ago earned me a reaction to a mosquito bite that was unprecedented. My chin blew up comically, in a Martin Short-esque manner, and my AirBnB host suggested we take a trip to the ED. It was bizarre, and I’ve lived in fear since the ice melt.

Vicar of Dibley keeps me sane!

Yes, oh so many many times YES. I had her plastered all over my walls. I was a little obsessed.

Not too old to be a Daddy twice over!