I am honestly amazed that I didn’t know this.

Wait wait who is from San Mateo county??

That’s the tidbit that got me the most out of this assortment. Whatever whatever Football Player Ugg Face....OH poor Michelle!

Yes! I thought she was really good on BE, but then I also went to the preview of that Bettie Page movie back in the day and even at the time it felt like her last Big Screen gasp.

I was just this person! Well at least the headlights out bit. Boyfriend is working on my car so I borrowed his to run my dog to the park, lo and behold someone let me know at the light that I had no headlights. Yep, pitch black and I didn't notice the lack of interior or external lights. Habit can make you oblivious.

Hey, were it not for American Gods I would never have known any differently!

I’ve lived in L.A. and now I live in Madison, we aren't hurting for for good food. Chipotle is where I went to charge my phone when I was stuck without transport in Ocean City, MD. I wouldn't go back even to do that.

Yeah that got swept under the carpet right quick.

My experiences with abused children have shown me that it can be harder then one imagines to get an arrest. So really, screw Nicki. She doesn’t get a pass because she said some things you like in response to Miley’s idiocy.

Hey, Sia! Jezebel doesn't like you :( Why can't you be more like FKA Twigs? KThxByeBye

Wow! Thanks for that.

I sing this *regularly* when something goes awry!

As someone who grew up in CA and definitely lived in L.A., let me tell you: the Midwest blows the balls off L.A. In a million and one ways. I moved to Madison a year ago and would take these winters over 77 degrees and an assured chance of no interesting weather, conversations or kindness ANY day of the week.

I think the one *not* married to Elsa Pataky is the clear winner. Yeah, I know. If you've got nothing nice to say, come sit next to me!

I needed to hear this. Thank you.

My serious one was almost 20 years ago and it was terrifying. Not sexy, not exciting, just the experience of constant dread. I feel very strongly for you.

That movie changed my way of thinking. It blew my mind, man. Seriously.

I would fuck Black Adder ten times over!

It isn’t the “Home Wrecker” label, it’s *everything* else about Giada that rubs me the wrong way. Nigella, on the other hand, rubs me the right way. I know. No one cares about my girl boner :(

This sounds kosher. I still recall all the white girls in my college at UCSC with goddamn bindis and *sports bras as clothing choice* flooding the quad. I’ve just realized that every person I’ve known that was seriously interested/invested in her has been an absolute insecure narcissist asshole. Coincidence? Maybe.