I paid very close attention to that procedure in Der Krieger + Die Kaiserin. Seriously. And I figured out I could bring anyone back from a poor miscalculation with a handy shot of adrenaline after seeing Pulp Fiction. I’m practically an MD thanks to The Ben Carson School of Talkie Medicine.

Completely failing to see how you came to this conclusion...

Considering the day I’ve been having... this is much appreciated.

And they are adorable but mine looked so... Plastic. I worked at Nordstrom in the mid 2000’s and I noticed a decline then. Oh to be bright eyed and bushy tailed, believing MAC was cutting edge and McQueen would always be around. All these Gwen articles make me heartsick for old skool Urban Decay and Hard Candy, when I…

So here’s the thing- I get sucked in by Kate Spade novelty things CONSTANTLY. However, have you noticed a marked decline in quality over the last 5 years or so? I bought this and this and both were just really, really cheap looking :((

I had the kids make UFOs yesterday while we listened to War of the Worlds. We may have worn out the glue guns with our Oceans of Tribbles.

I would love to end up somewhere that has need of a valet but when you relocate from the Bay Area to Madison, chance are slim to none 🤓

I’ll be honest- I keep them in my gym bag at work!

That movie revealed to me my special purpose, to become a People Against Goodness And Normalcy (spoken in the Haunted Mansion narrator’s voice). Bless them. Additionally, I love The Burbs unrepentantly.

My car keys are dressed similarly. Finally my boyfriend mentioned I would ruin what is apparently an expensive car key to replace with the weight of my Adipose, Finn, Puffballs and Kingdom Key. But damn, they are easy to find in a cavernous purse.

You and me both, good times good times.

All I can see/hear is Nose Job...

I knew people that worked for him in Reno and he is even worse then he seems.

This whole thing leaves me stymied. Without specifics, which I don’t really want , I feel like I am missing the point. She didn’t know she violated someone? She did? The person realized later that they felt violated? What the Fuck.

FWIW this is my boyfriends mothers house and it is lovely inside but not spooky in the slightest 😕

It could not have happened to a nicer woman, the house is genuinely lovely.

All the Toriphiles were...☺️

Had my first panic attack in Vegas at age 13. I’m 39 now and my life is circumscribed by a spinning wheel of fears. I picked up and moved across country last November and I feel like all my delayed concerns and anxieties are coming home to roost. I also have become incredibly prone to suffering with these terrors…

I'm working on his costume for Halloween ;)

The Love of my Life. He wants my pastry from Batch. I always share a little.