portionsforwolverines
Portions For Wolverines
portionsforwolverines

Super nosey major anxiety sufferer here: could you tell me how you deal with it? I ran away from my BFs workplace today because I felt like I was going to fly apart like human shrapnel due to the amount of anxiety I was flooded with.

My first trip to Wisconsin a year ago earned me a reaction to a mosquito bite that was unprecedented. My chin blew up comically, in a Martin Short-esque manner, and my AirBnB host suggested we take a trip to the ED. It was bizarre, and I’ve lived in fear since the ice melt.

Vicar of Dibley keeps me sane!

Yes, oh so many many times YES. I had her plastered all over my walls. I was a little obsessed.

Not too old to be a Daddy twice over!

I have nothing but heartache with Butter London and Zoya. I can use Zoya Armour, Seche Vite, NYC’s topcoat, the Butter London topcoat, Lippmann topcoat- doesn’t matter. It’s never going to dry and it’s going to smudge and chip ASAP.

Plus I don’t blame him- there’s a baby right next to him in the car seat- why do they need another one? This is why the Duggars give me PTSD based on sheer numbers alone. I hate to say it but working at an emergency children’s shelter must be akin to working at an animal shelter. The BLESSED family telling you that

This kid seems so coached.

I haven’t been able to get past the covers. JUDGE ME.

I cannot tell you how good it is to hear other recovering ED sufferers say this. Black humor is a necessity for me and by GOD I wanted to pummel the woman who was there to train us on Conscious Discipline*tm and mentioned her diet and carbs one too many times. You are a grown ass woman, you don't need to debase

That x 10 in Nordstrom at Corte Madera.

I think the graduate part is far more surprising, because of course he likes watching the poor checkout girl at Safeway suffer under his awkward come ons like every other male Raiders fan I’ve known.

She just seems so hard up for everything and while tweeting isn’t really for necessities, hers is like a tired, tired humble brag.

1) Kim K. looks like a sad exotic pet.

I went to UC Santa Cruz in the mid 90’s- I underSTAND.

Is she a child?

I can’t go to shows anymore because people can’t get fucking high before they leave, or in the bathroom like the polite cokeheads. I’m allergic to your shit, smoke your stankyass weed in private please.

I wear two so I have extra hidey holes.

Being patronizing just comes so naturally to you, doesn't it?

THAT would explain why I couldn't find it!