Jeff should have thought about that before making his big boaty boat.

I’m no huge fan of late-stage capitalism, but yeah, this things owns.

Seriously, I’m all for hating on billionaries, but as billionaire yachts go, this is pretty cool.

That’s really cool and I just wish we had interior pictures to see how much it still looks like an old commercial ship inside.

Even though I could never afford it (obviously) I think this is ridiculously awesome. I feel like Jalopnik currently has the biggest disconnect in terms of how writers see their takes being received, and what their actual reading audience is. Most of us like to see cool stuff, especially if it was repurposed like this.

Right. People around here would think nothing of re-fitting an old UHaul to cart their LeMons racer around. This is just how you scale that up for your annual trip to Sydney-Hobart.

This is the type of topic we need Fancy Kristen for.

The better code readers will perform maintenance features such as resetting the Check Engine, Oil Change, and periodic Inspection reminders. Newer cars have Intelligent Battery Monitoring Systems which require you to “register” a new replacement car battery. These features shouldn’t be overlooked for the car DIYer. 

The better code readers will perform maintenance features such as resetting the Check Engine, Oil Change, and…

I mean, not really?

It was allegedly a hoax he orchestrated with his viewers to have the police called on an American Airlines flight to Phoenix for a bomb threat

Can we settle on a style guide standard whereby we never call these stupid influencers by their handles after the initial introduction? Writing an entire article about the beef between “Ice Poseidon” and “Coffeezilla” and continuing to use those absurd names throughout, just proves that we’re truly in the dumbest…

It would be helpful to list the prices for outgoing Game Pass games. Purchasing these games are still an option and usually there is a discount for subscribers.

Whoopsie Goldberg

The mayor has gone full-bore “why I’m shocked, shocked I tell you”. The fired police chief went balls-out “how dare you question my hero integrity”. The prosecutor, the smartest of them, has kept their fucking mouth shut.

This story broke due to the efforts of AL dot com reporter John Archibald. He not only dove deep into this piece, but has done outstanding follow-up reporting. Maybe link to his original work instead of the aggregated piece in The Guardian?

He didn’t want to make money off the players who played the game. He never said he wouldn’t sell it.

Listen, it’s possible that somebody’s opinion on something changes once they’re offered $1m+ to change it.

Nothing on the prosecutor or the judge or the mayor - the co-conspirators, so to speak?

Grabbing my popcorn for this one.