It’s almost like the people who comment on all of these articles don’t understand how businesses function, and think the only way to make money is to have “exclusives” for your dumb console, and not like there is any other reason a giant corporation might buy another corporation expect for “console wars”

That’s close to the ‘Elle Kemper is evil because should have known that a beauty pageant she was in was once racist, even though it is no longer’ line AVC tried to use a few months ago. 

If you accept that Jackson bore the brunt of the pointless shitstorm caused by 2 seconds of exposed boob, then it seems like the decent thing to do is respect how she wants the situation handled, something Timberlake did better than Barsanti with this “here’s the very tenuous way it could still be his fault, but I’m…

Of course, Timberlake should’ve recognized that that doesn’t literally mean “don’t say anything,” so one could argue that it’s still fair to point out that his lack of a response did nothing but benefit him and lay all of the blame on her, but that would be defying her request for everyone to stop searching for…

Perkins was actually attempting to praise that sketch, and Manning’s episode overall, but it was about as successful as Jimmy Garoppalo’s desperation heave late in the 4th quarter against the Rams tonight.

What

Alright, now I’m pissed. I was not expecting to have to sympathize with fucking Justin Timberlake of all people today. But that passage there—

“ Of course, Timberlake should’ve recognized that that doesn’t literally mean “don’t say anything,” so one could argue that it’s still fair to point out that his lack of a response did nothing but benefit him and lay all of the blame on her, but that would be defying her request for everyone to stop searching for…

Who salmon?

It took me a few tries to hack through that dense thicket of subordinate clauses, but I think Perkins is saying that Manning was okay for a jock host, and that sketch is an example of why.

What people who advocate for this kind of stuff fail to understand is that a one time investment doesn’t equal long term support. Sports teams aren’t charities, they’re businesses designed to make money, they only do that if people pay to watch them play the game. If the teams were likely to be financially viable than…

The question I’ve had for years now is why not transfer her to an artificial lagoon, drain it, raise her, and build an elements protected museum around her? The ship doesn’t have to be in the water, and especially not in saltwater surrounded by an artificial limestone barrier that’s leeching and turning it all even…

Shut up nerd 

“What’s the point of forced vaccination if it doesn’t do anything besides lessen symptoms and severity.”

They have been calling them the Flu Trucks Klan up here.

The obvious answer is to dump them in the ocean like we do other waste.

This erstwhile Resistance Hero

Further proof the term ‘luxury’ has no real meaning. 

Just selling a car for a high price does not make it a “luxury” car.

This is super ironic to me. Let me tell ya, I’ve been served, time and time again, the eternal argument AGAINST backward compatibility by Sony fanboys saying that they much prefer Sony invest its money in making new games instead, and that BC was for Xbox losers, that anyone who wants to play old game should just keep…