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People are mad at Paltrow for promoting bullshit wellness as a means of her rationalizing her own insecurities and making a shit ton of money of doing so. Paltrow and those like her fear being fat so they promote lies about safe and accessible foods. They need to rationalize their orthorexia. That is why all the

She’s an oblivious dipshit. Here she is almost killing her daughter with a school bus: https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-v65rt1po/

Maybe (I can’t speak to his injuries), but Gwyneth was apparently an asshole too, as ever. According to the Guardian article a couple days ago, she basically knocked him flying skiing downhill with her entourage, and never even stopped or turned around. One of the guys in the back of her entourage was the only one to

I totally believe he has a head injury. And they are talking about lost enjoyment of life, just picking out the wine tasting. Head injuries are underreported and very serious.

First thing I thought of. Now I’m secretly wishing that Peter had been forced to reveal his unpublished rap lyrics in order to prove his own emotional distress. Think of the libertarian self-loathing! We could have had so much fun here!

See also: Sydney Sweeney’s complaints. She literally just bought a $3 million home and is complaining that she can’t take a six month break from work - I don’t know (m)any people that can afford to take a six month break, and their homes cost considerably less than $3 million. 

Yep. This generally applies to pilots, too. Flight crews are paid “from push to parking,” (ie: for flight hours) rather than working hours. So the 30+ minutes that the pilots spend in the cockpit pre-flight going over their checklists is unpaid. I’ve always thought this was fucked up. 

...really Jezebel? 

Nah, when a self proclaimed ‘feminist’ objectifies and literally dehumanizes someone it is ‘satire’ not problematic!  Get it?  

Um, how is this not sexist and degrading?

This feels kinda weird and creepy. Just as it would if we rated the women’s soccer team, from a guy’s perspective. 

Yeah, I’m not feeling this... As hot as I find the rev of a v12 (sigh), this seems a little creepy

Now let’s show photos of the women’s volleyball teams so we can talk online about all the disgusting things we want to do to them...

Charles LeClerc is Monégasque, not French.

Naw. Just selfish ass men with their choice of chicks willing to be a side-piece. It ain’t that deep. 

Vitamin-C you in court.

This was a stupid post. 

His timing was terrible, though. I do think our culture really needs to recokon with this whole “a person who has no idea who I am and isn’t a close friend/family member IS SO IMPORTNT TO MEEEE” thing. Celebrity worship is a problem.

I really don’t care, do U?

Getting married to anyone that you haven’t fucked or lived with first is a big risk. There are MANY potential relationship dealbreakers that are not exposed until those two things happen