That t-shirt is a thing of beauty. 

Noooo NOOOOO NOOOOOO!!

When my old boss was planning her wedding, she was adamant about having sea bass as one of the entree options. Her fiance was just as adamant about having turkey and the trimmings, a la Thanksgiving.

Gelatinous vomit. Yum. 

My sister does the same, because traditional cranberry sauce on a sandwich can be a little sloppy. That said, we typically only have the traditional stuff on the table these days, the canned stuff is used later. 

Orange County.... the Florida of California.

*shit like this is why I basically refuse to date men that are Rogan fans. It isn’t an immediate dealbreaker, but it is a huge red flag and there are a lot of follow-up questions when I find out.

Turns out, taking care of a newborn is extremely difficult!

For me, Elizabeth Taylor is one of those legendary females that I didn’t really appreciate until I was much older (same with Dolly Parton). Strangely, my appreciation for her was more because of what she was like off screen. She could be an absolute hot mess, but she was steadfast in her loyalty to her friends, and…

Maybe this will finally convince tons of (especially SoCal) Californians that In ‘n Out is vastly overrated, their fries *suuuuuuuuck*, and that their owners are only about 2% less toxic than the Chick-Fil-A folks.

When the vaccine first came out, I could understand why pregnant people might be hesitant, because there simply wasn’t enough information available yet as to whether there may be negative side effects that impact the fetus.

Your grampa is my hero. 

Starred for “trashy nouveau riche dick swinging”

This included a vintage 1996 bottle of Petrus wine, which was £9,100 ($1,250), and two bottles of 2003 Petrus at £9,950 ($13,690, holy shit) each. Did I say I was clutching my head?

As an aside, I was lied to continually by my gaslighting parents, and it ultimately made me a sharper thinker

Question to all readers: Has anyone ever heard of the expression “rubber-lips” used to mean a liar?

I concur, their tiramisu cheesecake is yummy. I’d definitely give the key lime a try as well. 

Turns out there are over 30 flavors to choose from, a fact that makes sense when you consider the restaurant’s menu is thicker than the collected works of Shakespeare.

My 80-something year old uncle is still rockin’ the perm, bless his heart. 

This is why I’ve never tried birria. I don’t like lamb therefore anything that is “like lamb but more so” is immediately on the hard pass list.